Thanksgiving Cannon

After it was discovered that John-boy was to leave on a mission trip for his church, it became apparent that somebody would be needed to fill the vacancy.

After several applications were submitted and reviewed for the position, Gee-off's older and taller, yet less wise and less responsible brother submitted his. He knew it would have to be good to win the coveted spot in Cell Block 302 A, so he decided to apply via video format.

Well here it is.

After watching it should be no surprise he was finally selected to fill the vacancy.